Matzo, The Varieties of What You Can Do With It

Matzo is absolutely disgusting. It makes me want to throw it all up. It’s bitter dust. I think I remember it better than it actually is. Once that matzo makes its way around the table to me, I think, yum. Then I place a piece of that dry cracker into my mouth and I immediately remember how awful it is. But, you know, if I were a jew who was escaping slavery, and was being lead by the great Moses and God, I wouldn’t mind it. But today in a world where Jews are free, but still disrespected, there's no way I can eat it. I’m a sucker for sweets, so here are the best few ways to prepare matzo in 2022. Hopefully at one point we will be remembering the love the world has for each other instead of the antisemitism, The Holocaust, and more. Back to the sweet stuff.

1.Matzo Brei

Matzo Brei is a fried matzo dish, usually served for breakfast. There are so many ratios of egg to matzo, so click here for my favorite way. 

2. Matzo Crack

No drugs, but addictive. This passover dessert is matzo layered with toffee and chocolate. This stuff is gone before you know it. Click here for the best matzo you’ll have. 

3. Matzo Kugle
Usually, the sweet, almost pudding-like meal is made with egg noodles. But because the Jews didn’t have yeast, we eat matzo. If made correctly, you won’t get the dry, crusty matzo, but a soft, pasta-like texture. Kugle is my favorite jewish food, so please find the best recipe for me, cause I don’t have one.

4. Down the Garbage

Don’t like any of these ways? Then throw that matzo down the garbage cause you have no use for it, except the seder.